Splutsplutsplut

Så er jeg lige så stille og tæt på at være taget afsted mod Hennestrand og en højlydt weekend. Lige ved og næsten er Hennestrand Danmarks vestligste punkt, det ligger kun få kilometer nord for Blåvandshug. Havde jeg valget lige nu, nu i dette sekund, så ville jeg nok liiiiige vente til næste år. Ikke at jeg ikke glæder mig til at banke hovederne sammen med de andre GC'ere, jeg har bare lidt mere lyst til at være hjemme og få samling på mig selv, før skolen igen starter, og jeg skal til at være en aktiv, fugerende borger og medlem af samfundet igen. Om end kort så også hammerlækker jeg nød sidste weekend med min kvinde i sommerhuset på Lolland. Jeg var lidt stolt af, at det ikke var første gang, hun var der. Det er 19 måneder, det varmer, og hun varmer. Hun er min kønne pige, min pige min pige min pige. Det lille væk af panik, der altid skal glide gennem kroppen, før man siger farvel, det sunde og velkendte gip, det stilnede meget hurtigt af, for hey, tøsen kommer jo tilbage, og hurtigt endda. Vi skal stå op sammen og ud af døren sammen, gad vide gad vide. Jeg sidder og tænker, at hun er giftemateriale. Bo sammen. Jooohh...

Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not som etight-ass Midlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smufs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. 
Donnie: First of all! Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamels evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf wat of life transformed her. As for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: Damnit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

Dat mermaid

I just woke up and I can abosultely not sleep any longer. One glimpse out side the window and it's foggy as I have ever seen. It's such a shame, yesterday we hit the highscore of heat in October, and today the fog got the better of the day. I'm not to complain, I love fog, but it's a shame to have to show off our country like this. I'm stretching and yawning because naturally I could sleep a lot longer but to be honest: I'm just far too excited. I have never actually had to show Copenhagen to someone. Geez. I don't really have much exciting to write here, I'm just laying on my stomach waiting for time to pass so I can get going. Yes. I am excited as hell.

FeArFeArFrYgT

It's hard. It's hard because she gets bored so easily. She so full of everything, she has the world roaming right beneath her chest but she's afraid to let it out so it eats her up. They forget to tell her that what she does is okay. They are too busy telling her to take care of herself because they care about her; but they too are afraid. Afraid that she will lose her earthly connection that they love so much about her. It is all meant in the nicest way but it comes off aggressively because they fear it's the way she's turned and the only thing she now understands. They worry ever so much because they know that someday she's not going to come back again. She will grow into a bigger person, she wil become an amazing woman, they just have to be patient, because there are some thing she needs to do first. But after that, some day. She will be beautiful as ever.

Shiro: This is Planet Earth, Agent White. Do you read me, over? Today I kept peace on this planet. Over? This planet's very peaceful. Over and out.